What did the pirate say when he turned 80
it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks
No but I can take a picture of me spreading cream cheese on a bagel
play by play on the erotic sensation I get from dousing a bae-glel in cream cheese:
first I feel the softness of bae-gle against my face
Then I get her nice and toasty
then I give her a little motivation and support
then I start sensually lathering bae-gle with cream cheese
then I look at my bae-gle before and tell her I appreciate her
and when I take a bite is when I realize..
THAT BAE-GLES ARE SO FUCKING DELICIOUS HOLY FUCK
HOLY SHIT BAE-GLES!@@#!@@MOTHER FUCKING BAE-GLSZ
and there was my very personal and erotic bae-gle consumption
there is literally no difference between academic scholars discussing their interpretations of a text and a bunch of people yelling YOUR HEADCANON IS WRONG at each other
As a Masters student I can vouch for this.The difference is citations.